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The Wits medical class of 2017 have just released a video they created for their final year proving that they are going to be the coolest doctors in South Africa!

 

Watch the video below:

Lyrics:

When I walk on by, people look at me like I save their lives
but little do they know
That you know nothing, John snow
I read Talleys and snap all my deliveries
60 points and never above
Don’t PR without double glove

Ahhhhh!
Look at that ecg
Ahhhhh!
Forgot to read BP?
Ahhhhh!
Is that a mass on ct?
I don’t know!?

Fail!
Why aren’t ya’ll in the wards?
Fail!
Is that a prolapsed cord?
Fail!
What’s your approach to thyroid?
Fail!
I don’t know?

When I walk into the ward (hot damn), patients look at me
They see a doctor, sometimes surgeon but I have no damn degree
I’ve been studying for a decade and I ain’t afraid to Google (Google, Google, google)
I know nothing at this moment!
Student doctor, now you know it

When I go on call, can’t find tubes, Matron hides them all?
When I look at files, I’m like no reds, yes the greens my style
This is how I roll, I take things slow, like proprofol
When I do exams, I get so nervous
No cuff, no steth and I missed that murmur

Gynae
What did I feel on PV?
Orthos
Denis weber C?
Surgery
Just pray and let things be
I don’t know?
Fail
Where’s your p-value?
Fail
Can you break bad news?
Fail
Did you sleep right through?
I don’t know

When I walk into the ward (hot damn), patients look at me
They see a doctor, sometimes surgeon but I have no damn degree
I’ve been studying for a decade and I ain’t afraid to Google (Google, Google, google)
I know nothing at this moment!
Student doctor, now you know it

Check it out, check it out
study,study,study,study,study, yeah
study,study,study,study,study, yeah
study,study,study,study,study, yeah
study,study,study,study,study, yeah

Go and study man
Go and study man
Go and study man?

1st year
Mujaji will slay
2nd year
Anatomy is bae
3rd year
Extended holiday
I don’t know!?
4th year
Too late to change degrees?
5th year
Stress every 6 weeks?
6th year
Will they ever place me?
I don’t know


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