Lion’s Head may be the ultimate hike in Cape Town but it’s twitter account may be the ultimate follow this festive season.
And we cannot get enough of the hilarious tweets.
The account is well known for calling out “fitfluencers” and making sure we all know who is breaking the rules. Just a couple of months ago, the handle took on users who were taking photos at Wally’s Cave while it was closed for rehabilitation.
“What part of “WALLY’S CAVE IS CLOSED FOR REHABILITATION” do funemployed, soul-searching Instagram models not understand?”
The twitter account created a thread of tweets showing the social media world (in the funniest way possible) who had decided to break the law:
And here we see a fitfluencer in its natural habitat posing for likes. pic.twitter.com/bjvmN1l5dM
— Lion's Head (@LionsHeadCPT) October 14, 2017
And the account did not disappoint over the festive season. Check out some of the mountain’s top December tweets below:
A small handful of fitfluencers ventured up here today despite the wind and honestly, if you were zig-zagging any more along those paths you'd have been @lindsaylohan leaving a club at 4AM. Please be careful and weigh up the risks before taking selfies.
— Lion's Head (@LionsHeadCPT) December 17, 2017
Get ready for queues of #Fitfluencers wanting to take selfies mid-split on Clifton boulders, Jozi Yoga Moms cutting you off in traffic in their Fortuners, an array of boets claaming Laan's Head and #Bitfluencers shoving their "expertise" in your face. Happy Holidays! 🎄
— Lion's Head (@LionsHeadCPT) December 20, 2017
Even the dassies up here have become overnight Bitcoin experts.
— Lion's Head (@LionsHeadCPT) December 5, 2017
You can lead a fitfluencer to something containing gluten, but you can't make them eat it. Because "eeeuw, gross."
— Lion's Head (@LionsHeadCPT) December 6, 2017
There are other mountains you can do handstands on, dudes of Tinder.
— Lion's Head (@LionsHeadCPT) December 13, 2017
But the mountain also has a serious side.
When Claire recently tweeted: “Guy coming down Lions Head had an entire black bag full of trash from the mountain this morning and there was still plenty more. Don’t leave your litter on the Mountain morons!!!!”
Lion’s Head shared the tweet to all it’s followers with a simple message: Be more like that guy.
Be more like that guy. https://t.co/sA9otRYRvR
— Lion's Head (@LionsHeadCPT) January 6, 2018