An innocent Christian mother has become an internet sensation after finding her son’s sex toy in the shower and not having a clue what it was.
CJ is the only on to use the downstairs bathroom and I went down to clean and seen this anyone know what it is pic.twitter.com/Tmb4jJiM3z
— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 22, 2015
Patty Parsons found a Fleshjack on the wall in the bathroom and decided to tweet a picture of it appealing for some information about the mysterious object.
Despite only having 170 followers, Patty’s tweet exploded and the internet decided to give her a sex education lesson.
@Thomas_dank543 oh no I'm going to be sick
— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/wazhlon/status/668753816528003072
While others just took the p*ss…
https://twitter.com/_ScottBond_/status/669954979868901376
@PattyParsonsPat its just some deodorant, he decided to to design something that'll hold it for him so he won't need to pick it up
— the earnin app can go fuck itself (@titatinaa) November 23, 2015
Even the makers of the sex toy got involved, but Patty was not happy at all.
@Fleshjack @GlitterKingg @BerlinMen what's a 19 year old doing with this filth you shouldn't be selling this to teens
— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 26, 2015
Patty decided to speak to her son about the toy and he used the oldest trick in the book to get himself out of the sex toy scrape.
Well CJ said that flashlight masterbater was his buddys and its out if this house. Buddy ain't aloud over for thanksgiving
— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 26, 2015
Instead of sentencing CJ to 10 Hail Marys, Patty decided she’d give him the benefit of the doubt.
She ended the string of hilarious tweets with a hashtag, but adorably put it at the wrong side of the word.
CJ says he don't pleasure himself and I believe him. Caseclosed#
— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 27, 2015
Parents on the internet can be truly priceless.
